Category Archives: One Liners

Christmas Poop

What color is your poop after Christmas Day? – red and green.

Ho, ho ho

Chevy Log

When you’re driving in your Chevy you feel something heavy

Butt Quake

When you drink a milk shake and your butt starts to quake

Ladder Poop

When your climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter!

Second Wave Poop

The kind that happens when you’re done poop-ing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poop some more.

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DIARRHEA Joke

When you drink a milk shake and your butt starts to quake? – DIARRHEA!

The welfare line

What’s long, brown and smells like shit? The welfare line.

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