What color is your poop after Christmas Day? – red and green.
Ho, ho ho
When you’re driving in your Chevy you feel something heavy
When you drink a milk shake and your butt starts to quake
When your climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter!
The kind that happens when you’re done poop-ing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poop some more.
When you drink a milk shake and your butt starts to quake? – DIARRHEA!
What’s long, brown and smells like shit? The welfare line.
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