Christmas Poop

What color is your poop after Christmas Day? – red and green.

Ho, ho ho


Chevy Log

When you’re driving in your Chevy you feel something heavy

Butt Quake

When you drink a milk shake and your butt starts to quake

Ladder Poop

When your climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter!

Eat Ma Poo

Knock, Knock
Whose there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo)

Second Wave Poop

The kind that happens when you’re done poop-ing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poop some more.


Turtle Poop

The kind of poop that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finally comes out